SHERIFF WAYNE IVEY: A 66-year-old man beat up a would-be car burglar after he was attacked by “Mr. Tough guy’

The victim only needed brief treatment and suffered no serious injuries.

MR HARD: Blake Robinson, 29, was charged with offenses including burglary of an unoccupied conveyance and assault on a person over 65 years of age. “Mr. Tough Guy Robinson was beaten by a 66-year-old man who, fortunately, only needed brief medical attention and did not sustain any serious injuries,” said Sheriff Wayne Ivey. (BCSO Photo)

The perpetrator, Blake Robinson, 29, will be charged with crimes including burglary of an unoccupied means of transport and assault on a person over 65 years of age

BREVARD COUNTY, FLORIDA – Welcome to Brevard County, where we proudly support,“Play stupid games…win stupid prizes!”

Early Friday morning, a citizen called 911 to report that he heard a noise behind his house and went to see what it was.

He was met outside by Blake Robinson, who made the stupid mistake of trying to gain access to a car that was obviously not his.

Our victim went to get her phone so she could call the police. When she went to confront Robinson she was attacked and punched in the head and then thrown to the ground.

Despite being kicked to the head by Robinson, the victim was able to defend himself and punch Robinson, causing him to fall backwards and be able to escape.

Officers arrived at the scene and quickly detained Robinson, who appeared to be struggling to get up from the ground after the 66-year-old man struck him in the buttock.

That’s right, Mr. Tough Robinson, he was beaten by a 66-year-old man who, fortunately, only required brief medical attention and suffered no serious injuries.

Robinson was fortunate enough to be staying in Brevard County, where he won several awards for stupidity, including a chauffeured ride to a local medical facility to have his injuries checked out, before being whisked away to the less-than-luxurious lodgings of Ivey’s Iron Bar Lodge.

At the summer house he was given a freshly laundered two-piece set to make himself comfortable in before being shown to the bedroom in our open plan layout. Finally, he was granted a $30,000 bond for burglary of an unoccupied conveyance and assault on a person over 65 years of age.

Oh man, that sucks…he got an aggravated charge for hitting someone over 65 who ended up covering him in shit!

We hope you enjoy your stay at our facility, because as Brevard County residents say, “Have fun and find out!”

-Sheriff Wayne Ivey